Thoda Has Bhi Liya Karo 😁

GUSSE PAR KAABU

Ek Dukandar Ek Aurat Ko Kapde Dikha Dikha Kar Thak Gaya, Aakhir Me Apne Gusse Par Kaabu Rakhte Hue Dukandar Bola, Mujhe Afsos Hai Ki Main Aap Ko Koi Kapda Pasand Nahi Karwa Saka

Aurat Ne Boli, Koi Baat Nahi, Main To Waise Bhi Sabji Lene Nikli Thi

MOTAR KHARAB HO GAYA

Nepali Naukar :-  Oo Shaab Ji Motar Kharab

Gayi

                                 (Sahab Ji Bada Pareshan) "Ab Kya Karun?"

                              Is Kambakht Motor Ko Bhi                               Subah Hi Kharab Hona Tha

Nepali Naukar :- Kya Karun Shaab Ji Fek Dun Isko Kya?

Sahab Ji :-          Pagal Hai Kya, Karwata Hun     Sham Tak Thik

Npali Naukar :- Thik Hai Shaab Ji, To Phir Mai                           Aaj Aalu Me Motar Ke Badle                            Gobi Daal Deta Hun Shaab Ji

Sahab ji :- ( De Chappal De Chappal) 

ANPADH LADKI

Ek Anpadh Lakdi Ki Shadi Ek Padhe Likhe Ladke Se Hui, Ek Din Uska Shohar Khana Khate Hue Gale Me Niwala Phasne Ki Wajah Se Mar Gaya, 

Ladki Uski Maut Par Ro Ro Kar Keh Rahi Thi, Haaye Re Haaye! Paani Bhi Nahi Manga, Water Water Chilla Kar Mar Gaya

LUCKNOW KI TEHZEEB

Lucknow Se Apne Bete Ki Nikah Ke Liye Mumbai Pohche Ek Nawab Sahab 3 Din Se Dekh Rahe The

Ki, Dawat Me Unhe Ande (egg) Khane Ko Diye Gaye 4the Din Achanak Unka Sabr Toot Gaya Aur Unhone Apne Samdhi Se Puch Hi Liya, "Bhai Jaan", Ye Ande (egg) To Apni Jagah Thik Hai, Par Inke Waalid Kahan Hain? Unse Bhi Mulaqaat Karwaiye

[ Ye Hoti Hai Lucknawi Tehzeeb]